Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What's up brah brah

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Your mom is so fat...

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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