- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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