What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

I'm Jewish

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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