- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

My children are huge mistakes.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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