Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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A whale's vagina

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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