A man walked into a bar. Ow!

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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