Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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