Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

see ya

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

Hello, nice to meet you.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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