Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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