Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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