What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Knock knock

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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here kitty kitty

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Knock knock Come in

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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