What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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