- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

WHAT????

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Ju... Just why?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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