Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Why did the book disappear?

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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