How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Donald Trump

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Men, get on the boat.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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