- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Jersey Shore

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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