What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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do you want to hear a joke?

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Anti Joke

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