- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

You are Nerochan right?

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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