guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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obama leadership

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Mitt Romney penis

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Anti Joke

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