Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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An atheist walks into a church

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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One time I masturbated by myself

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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