what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

A homosexual walks into a church

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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