- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Why did the man die? He got shot!

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

i can't stand cripple jokes

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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