you know whats funny the letter Q

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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