- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Life is an elephant, get married.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Swag.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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