varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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