You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

a man is running away

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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