ME NAME IS JEFF

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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