Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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my shift key is broken1

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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