There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Mike tyson

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Anti Joke

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