- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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