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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Your mom is so fat...

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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