- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Gangnam style

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Yo momma so fat, she died.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

melon

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

Womens Rights.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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