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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.