- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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