George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Women's rights

I never asked for this.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

just sit down and dont be a Jew

neil patrick harris

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

a man walked into a bar ouch

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

redtube

Black Friday

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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