- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

knock knock ... no one was in

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

Take off your shoes.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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