"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

So these two girls have a cup .

read me write me

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Then none of us want to be right.

A lot eh?

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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