- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

What's brown and sticky A stick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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