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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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