What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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