A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What's 2+2? Fish

Alchohol.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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