Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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can you pass the soap?

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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