- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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