Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Connor is homosexuaI

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