Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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