- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Women's rights

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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