How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Anti Joke

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