Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Cripples are lame.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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