name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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knock knock... ...no answer

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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