What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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