What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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