Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

how much fish could a chicken

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

hey guys im gay

Women's Rights

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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