- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

knock knock... ...no answer

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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