Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Anti Joke

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