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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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