- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

You should read the Terms of Service.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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